Nelson
‘Very good, Admiral Nelson, sir. Now shall we try the good eye?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Ironing
‘Is this performance art or are you actually ironing?’
Pin
‘Clive doesn’t like to take any chances with his pin security these days.’
Gratification
‘I always get it, the children love it.’
Snaps
‘Here’s me still in the queue at the passport office…’
School 5
Bring Me More Money
‘Bring me more money.’
Steamy
‘Gosh — it’s rather steamy.’
Parliament
‘Make your way straight to the front of the queue, Mr Piketty.’
Spiders
‘Are we still in the cup?’
Thursday
Fight
‘Oh no! He’s been radicalised to go and in-fight with the Conservatives.’
Mosquito
‘Hello, reception. Can you send up more mosquito repellent, please.’
Climbing
‘The indoor climbing centre didn’t really flourish until after it was demolished.’
Covert 2
‘I was hoping to be able to introduce you to Colin, head of Covert Operations.’
Fat 3
‘Omigod! You’ve made me look so fat!’
