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Thursday
Architects 2
‘I can’t wait to see what nickname they give our new building.’
Fingers
‘Online home delivery? About those sponge fingers I ordered…’
Cells
‘I’m a World Cup widow — my husband said England wouldn’t win, so I stabbed him.’
Blair 2
‘They’re “W”, “M” and “D”.’
Thursday
Granny
‘I don’t care where you heard it from, you’re not to call Grannie “bitch” again’
Police 4
Boxing
‘How long are you going to let him invade my personal space like this?’
Taxes 2
‘Soon there won’t be enough little people to pay taxes.’
Forth
‘It’s me, I’ll be a bit late — I’ve been asked to hold forth.’
Hayleys
Drowning
‘Look, someone drowning...Film it.’
Compensation
‘Would you mind harassing me? I need to claim compensation.’
Cat 5
‘The cat wants to be on YouTube again.’
Eastenders
Tramps 5
‘My ambition is to be filthy rich, and I’m half way there.’
Blair
‘Sex them down a bit.’
Corruption
‘These corruption allegations — how much to make them go away?’