Bankers 2
‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’
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Thursday
Tagging 2
‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’
Sherlock
‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’
Hollande
‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’
Thursday
Grandma
‘You broke into my grandma’s house,ate her, then stole her identity, so I suppose I am here for some answers’
Brooms
‘Hopefully, you will never have cause to use it but your brooms come with a bayonet attachment’
Cricket
‘We’re naming him after the whole of the England cricket team: “Useless.” ’
Dorian
Selfie
‘Try believing in your selfie.’
Statins
Cameron
‘I’d like the usual savage Tory cut.’
Medical
‘Your condition was once treatable but medical science has moved on.’
Weather
Twerking
‘I’m twerking from home.’
Solicitors 2
Pizza
‘What’s your problem? I got you a margherita and I got myself a Hawaiian.’