Willselfie
More cartoons
Thursday
Police-Aus
‘There’s slipping in the bath and then there’s slipping in the bath’
Number
‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’
Police 3
‘We need more of you on the beat.’
Easter
‘Look at all this Christmas stuff — there’s no room for any Easter eggs.’
Drinks
‘If you can’t be drunk, rude and obnoxious at Christmas, then when can you?’
Michelangelo 2
‘Michaelangelo, when I asked you to carve…’
Island 6
Prancing
Website
‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’
Fuel 2
‘If his winter fuel charges have gone up, I’m changing our energy supplier.’
Faithful
‘We shall now sing O Come All Ye Faithful, stressing the word “all” in a sarcastic manner.’
Cold
‘Oh, you poor things! Quick, come into the cold…’
Trumpet
