Trumpet
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Thursday
Pump
‘A stomach pump! Just what I wanted!’
Misery
‘What do you want to watch? Fatal Attraction or Misery?’
Haggis
Bubblewrap
‘Plenty of bubble-wrap, elves. People love to pop it…’
Ukip 4
‘Brussels?’
Satnav 4
Argument
‘As you have no close family who’ll be visiting this Christmas, we’ve come to offer you a huge, acrimonious argument if you’d like one.’
Wise
Body
‘You have the body of a teenager — your liver’s shot, and you have a couple of sexually transmitted infections.’
Shepherds
‘It’s a repeat of what we watched last Christmas.’
Cash 2
Tree 2
‘Show it an increased fuel bill and it drops all the green stuff.’
Twurkey
‘Oh no! It’s a twurkey.’
Thursday
doors
‘Lock the doors!’
Mountain
‘I’d like to book a mountain rescue team for 8pm’
Sink
‘I’d like to book a mountain rescue team for 8pm’
Green
‘Can we cut all the green crap?’
Scottish
‘Let’s elope to Gretna Green to separate.’
Dementia
‘If I were you I’d forget about it.’