Chickens
‘We’re still looking into it, but we’re pretty sure it stands for “Kind, Friendly, Courteous” chicken farm.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Smoking 2
‘Hello, we’re trying to find somewhere we can smoke…’
Michelangelo
Frackland
‘Henceforth to be known as Frackland...’
Lava
‘Next time they offer us something to make our lives more comfortable, let me do the talking.’
Tweet 5
‘Sweetheart, would you like to tweet grace?’
Elvis
‘It’s the Belmonts. They’ve found a potato from their allotment that looks like Elvis, do we want to go round?’
Sale 2
Galley
‘Since the galley had new Spanish owners, the rhythm of the galley slaves had gone haywire.’
Christmas 2
‘OK. Can we make that the last time you refer to Christmas as “Black Wednesday”?’
Calendar 3
‘You open the door and hundreds of thousands of Bulgarians come flooding through.’
Religious
Thursday
Hounddog
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
Society
‘As a society we don’t allow them to be adults any more’
Hound
‘So you’re worried that you aint nothin’ but a hounddog, and you keep crying all the time…’
Judge
‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’
Lion
Trott
‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’
Drone 4
‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’