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Thursday
Alarm
‘He was everything I was looking for in a man — which set alarm bells ringing straight away.’
Satnav 3
The outlaw Ned Kelly no longer got lost in the outback now that he had a satnav
Hideous
‘How absolutely hideous — it’ll go perfectly with those shoes I never wear.’
Wax
‘It’s the latest beauty treatment — combined aromatherapy and full-body wax.’
Ed
‘Bring out yer Ed.’
Clegg
‘Oh dear — that sausage I ate is about to do a U-turn.’
Photo
‘That’s the wife or the mistress, I forget which.’
Thursday
carpet
‘My story? I didn’t go with the new carpet’
Bar
‘What do you mean “what’s the problem”? You’ve got a bar in your classroom!’
Food
‘No, I don’t have an eating disorder. The reason I’m not touching it is because you’re a lousy cook.’
Marriage 2
‘I now pronounce you man and secretary.’
Sherry
‘How sweet. He used to hate seeing his grandma but now he wants to come round here all the time.’
Unfaithful
Conch
‘Hey — I can hear the sea.’
Wheelchair
‘Wake up! You’re sleep-pushing again.’
