Dodgems

‘At last, some interest!’
‘Why do I always fall for bad boys? He’s a fracking engineer.’
‘Don’t come in! I’m changing.’
‘You’ve been supergluing yourself to other women!’
‘Here comes another equal pay request.’
‘Our chef holds three Michelin stars, which is why we recommend 20 minutes on the treadmill before dining.’
‘Yes, sir, your parcel is being dispatched as we speak.’
‘Hi, Polly . . . it’s me.’
‘Miss Jones: laugh all the way to the bank for me.’
‘Do we want our glass ceiling cleaned?’