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Thursday
Church 2
Divorce 4
‘Do stop sulking, Roger — the divorce law is the divorce law.’
Egg
‘And you blame your anti-social behaviour on coming from a broken egg?’
Twitter 5
Fracking 3
Lithuanians
‘I’ve hired a team of Lithuanians to help in our fight for higher wages.’
Thursday
penguin
‘Flying fish. Flying foxes. Birds, bats… You really like killing things that fly, don’t you?’
Crab
‘I’m finding it hard moving forward in life.’
Paxman
Beach 2
‘I know you wanted to find a quiet part of the beach but we’ve walked too far now.’
Skeleton 2
‘I hope you haven’t got any skeletons in your YouTube...’
Love 2
Eating 3
Hedge
Outcasts
‘Apparently some of our pupils were born in wedlock. We must do all we can to ensure they’re not treated as outcasts.’
Boxset
Pandora’s box sets
Cyberbully
‘It was much more fun sticking someone’s head down the toilet.’