Scandal
‘Who’s available to decline to comment?’
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Thursday
Thursday
Hell
‘I didn’t pay back my Church of England credit union loan.’
Covert
Frack
‘The countryside would be quite nice if it weren’t for the fracking protestors.’
Death 2
Clubbing
‘I’m sorry but I want to start clubbing other women.’
Booze
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Sandcastles
‘Bless! Wayne’s made his first affordable-home sand estate.’
Censorship
‘It’s a portal to the whole David Cameron-approved world.’
Rolex
‘If you want to know the time, nick a Rolex.’
Blot 2
‘That new office block is a frightful blot on the skyline.’
Lads
‘If you ask me, there ought to be a campaign to cover up lads.’
Muggy
‘I hate this muggy weather.’
Crosby
‘Lynton Crosby’s trying to give up tobacco lobbying with a patch.’
Coffee Table
‘It used to be a coffee table. Now it’s a booze table.’
Thursday
Nhs 2
‘Bloody hell — it’s worse than we thought.’
Beach
‘I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky.’