Obese
‘Aren’t you worried you’ll make him obese?’
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Thursday
Garden 2
‘We insisted the garden designer devote an entire section to a play area.’
Mps
‘We produce some of the country’s finest Labour MPs.’
Dogs 3
Drone 3
‘Oh no! It’s the drone ranger.’
Rowling
‘Apparently he’s really J.K. Rowling.’
Trophy
‘I’m slightly embarrassed by that one — no skill involved; only road rage.’
Lowry 2
‘Who let this riff-raff in?’
Ofted
Bbc 5
‘This is the voice of what remains of the BBC, coming to you from a hidden bunker somewhere in the UK…’
Scalpel
‘We’re a scalpel missing.’
Locust
‘Of course I understand your concern about always being on your own — you’re a locust, after all.’
Meeting 2
‘I’ll be honest: we’ve never thought you were good enough for our Lucy.’
First Church
Speeding
Man Struck by Speeding Police Car
Thursday
Table
‘A table away from any children, not next to any toilets and no wobbly legs.’
Tunnel 4
‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’
Cannabis
‘We suspect it may be powering a cannabis farm.’
Trouble
‘I’ll be honest with you, Lloyd: the company’s in trouble…’