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‘I told you alchemy was nonsense.’
‘The house red, sir.’
‘It’s wonderfully waspish.’
‘We need the long summer holidays to recharge our batteries after organising strikes.’
‘Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to download my homework yet.’
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’
‘I’m standing up for the rights of rail passengers because there’s nowhere to sit down!’
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‘Unfortunately, it’s all we could afford.’
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‘Time to read them the riot app, Sergeant.’
‘So, when we heard Ed Miliband had broken his wrist, we thought we’d just have a few drinks and nibbles to celebrate.’
‘I’m leaving you, Jess.’