More cartoons
Thursday
Dasboot
Derren
‘I can’t believe we’re watching this. It seems he really can make people do things against their will.’
Batphone
‘He’s really disappointed there isn’t a Batphone.’
Lawsuit
‘Your very own lawsuit from Lord McAlpine! Receive it in the post in time for Christmas!’
Mousetrap
Emails
‘How come you never send me 30,000 emails?’
Thursday
Bed
‘At least with you, David, I don’t get that sense of anti-climax.’
Begging
Alice
Bbc 2
‘We were hoping to adopt, but with my husband working for the BBC we’ve got no chance.’
Tv 4
‘Have you tried turning it off and not on again?’
Ppi
Mugged
‘I got mugged on the way here.’
Bond 3
‘I should warn you, Henry has no opinion as to who the best Bond is.’
Doggy
‘I can’t eat it all. Could I have a doggy bag?’
Kickboxing
‘You’re new to kickboxing?’
Snails 2
‘Of course, it was just a shell when I moved in.’