Spectator poems
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Arrival of the Butcher’s Van in the School Drive

Kit Wright
EXPLORE THE ISSUE 02 August 2025
issue 02 August 2025

Time, Butcher’s Van, that I began

   To hymn you panegyrically!

When at your wheels the gravel pinged

And tingled, no van, were it winged,

   Could have arrived more lyrically!

We marked the man vacate you, Van,

   To hob and nob satirically

With maid and cook, produce the book

   To sign as proof, empirically,

     Of how he’d made the drop

    Of chuck and blade and chop.

And so

Goodbye to the shrilling of children,

The honking of jovial women admirers;

The pungent trays are re-racked 

In the back of the motor. Down

The mossy-banked drive, the butcher’s

Away in the butcher’s van, and swinging

On to the well-sprung lane,

As he lengthens his stride with a pinch

Of judicious acceleration.

Hedgerows go singing by, entwined

With travellers’ joy and starred with stitchwort.

The Pilgrims’ Way

Unreels before him, the bucking Downs

Are ramping him up and dipping him under,

The butcher barrels along

In the racketing butcher’s van; the sun

Watches his progress with interest

Like a headmaster. The birds

Explete in the thorn trees at his advent;

Far away,

You can hear the tipper lorries

Double-declutch in painful tilting

At Westerham Hill. And here the jaunty,

Jouncing wagon is down from the ridge

And slowing, slowing into the verge.

The van is at rest like a sleeping

Dog on its heartbeat. The butcher

Opens the rear doors to the wind

And a blood breath climbs the sky.

In the copse by the chalk-stream pool

He strips and enters the grassy water,

The sunlit skeins of freezing water:

Over he rolls, he plunges under:

He swings on his back like a side of beef

On a hook, and all his sins

Are washed away…