A J Singleton

‘I think some kind of party is in order’

‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’

‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’

‘He might get back in...’

‘Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?’

‘It’s even gone down badly with the floating voters...’

‘She’s hobophobic.’

‘There are votes on the line.’

‘You can’t blame the hound, so I blame the Baskervilles’

‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’