Worshipping from home
‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’

‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
‘I’m required to score your pain levels from 0 to ten, 0 being no pain...’
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
‘Derek still works from home.’
‘I’m confused. Is not getting the winter fuel payment the same as assisted dying?’
‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’
‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’
‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
‘We met in a gender-neutral facility.’
‘I’m being stalked by a Netflix film crew.’
‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’
‘Hi honeytrap – I’m home.’
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