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‘Beware the South African variant, lads. It’s home schooling for you from now on.’

Beware the South African variant

‘Beware the South African variant, lads. It’s home schooling for you from now on.’

Beware the South African variant

Q and A

Q and A

‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’

Necessary journey

‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’

Necessary journey

‘Don’t catch it!’

‘Don’t catch it!’

‘Don’t catch it!’

‘Don’t catch it!’

‘I remember when this was all Europe.’

I remember when this was all Europe

‘I remember when this was all Europe.’

I remember when this was all Europe

Following the science

‘We’re following the science.’

Following the science

‘We’re following the science.’

‘Before we go any further, I’ll need you to fill in this track-and-trace form.’

Track and trace

‘Before we go any further, I’ll need you to fill in this track-and-trace form.’

Track and trace

‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’

Steak and ale pie

‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’

Steak and ale pie

'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’

The fruit shop has closed down, dear

'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’

The fruit shop has closed down, dear

‘You’re right, it’s crap without the spectators.’

Crap without spectators

‘You’re right, it’s crap without the spectators.’

Crap without spectators

Punch & Judy social distancing

Punch & Judy social distancing