We have to keep up with the times
‘We have to keep up with the times.’
Dredge
Wednesday
Wednesday
Bit quiet in here tonight
‘Bit quiet in here tonight.’
Institutionally racist
‘I can remember when this was all institutionally racist.’
Wednesday
I was expecting Gary Lineker
‘I was expecting Gary Lineker.’
Have you got this in XL bully size?
‘Have you got this in XL bully size?’
Wednesday
We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast
‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’
Wednesday
Biblical proportions
‘Have you got this in “biblical proportions”?’
Wednesday
Mildly offensive
‘I must warn you that you may find some of Eric’s wit and repartee mildly offensive.’
Wednesday
I do all my Christmas shopping on wine
‘I do all my Christmas shopping on wine.’
Wednesday
I sentence you
‘I sentence you to a lifetime wait for a prison place...’
Wednesday
Podcasts in his head
‘He claims he can hear podcasts in his head.’
Wednesday
Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy
‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
I couldn’t get a sitter
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
I met your wife online too
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
Wednesday
Bank statement
‘I only asked for a bank statement.’
Wednesday
Not surprised
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
Wednesday
You’ve got balls
‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’
Wednesday
They’re train driver spotters
‘They’re train driver spotters.’
