Grizelda

Thursday

30 Jun 2022

‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’

His first steps backwards

‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’

His first steps backwards

‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’

I completely agree with you

I completely agree with you

‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’

Policing comedy

Policing comedy

Thursday

23 Jun 2022

‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’

Don’t get too excited

‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’

Don’t get too excited

Thursday

16 Jun 2022

It’s too expensive to go on holiday

It’s too expensive to go on holiday

We need to work on this campaign literature

‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’

We need to work on this campaign literature

‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’

Wednesday

1 Jun 2022

‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’

Photographic evidence

‘He’s just seen photographic evidence of what an idiot he is.’

Photographic evidence

Thursday

26 May 2022

‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’

It’s nice of them

‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’

It’s nice of them

Thursday

19 May 2022

‘You can’t afford any.’

You can’t afford any

‘You can’t afford any.’

You can’t afford any

Thursday

12 May 2022

‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’

Put up your savings interest rates, now!

‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’

Put up your savings interest rates, now!

Thursday

5 May 2022

‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’

Agree with him

‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’

Agree with him

Thursday

28 Apr 2022

‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’

Make sure no one knows

‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’

Make sure no one knows

Thursday

21 Apr 2022

‘That’ll be 8,300 calories.’

That’ll be 8,300 calories

‘That’ll be 8,300 calories.’

That’ll be 8,300 calories

Thursday

14 Apr 2022

‘But that’s why I vote for them!’

But that’s why I vote for them!

‘But that’s why I vote for them!’

But that’s why I vote for them!

Thursday

7 Apr 2022

‘I see the guidance has changed.’

I see the guidance has changed

‘I see the guidance has changed.’

I see the guidance has changed

Thursday

31 Mar 2022

‘The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering.’

The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering

‘The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering.’

The area has benefitted from no restrictions on money laundering

Thursday

24 Mar 2022

‘Let me introduce Peter, who will be doing all our dirty work for us.’

Let me introduce Peter

‘Let me introduce Peter, who will be doing all our dirty work for us.’

Let me introduce Peter

Thursday

17 Mar 2022

‘You’ve missed out on some generous Covid fraud opportunities.’

Covid fraud opportunities

‘You’ve missed out on some generous Covid fraud opportunities.’

Covid fraud opportunities

Thursday

10 Mar 2022

‘This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?’

This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?

‘This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?’

This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?

How rich we could have been

‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’

How rich we could have been

‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’

Thursday

3 Mar 2022

‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’

Russian sanctions

‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’

Russian sanctions

Thursday

24 Feb 2022

‘We’re looking for someone to be offended by.’

We’re looking for someone to be offended by

‘We’re looking for someone to be offended by.’

We’re looking for someone to be offended by

Thursday

17 Feb 2022

‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’

7 per cent more expensive

‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’

7 per cent more expensive

Thursday

10 Feb 2022

‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’

Come back in the past

‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’

Come back in the past

Thursday

13 Jan 2022

‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’

Same old gender

‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’

Same old gender

Thursday

6 Jan 2022

‘Should we take that down?’

Should we take that down?

‘Should we take that down?’

Should we take that down?

Deliberately evil

‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’

Deliberately evil

‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’

Thursday

16 Dec 2021

‘We’re going to pretend to have Covid this Christmas.’

We’re going to pretend

‘We’re going to pretend to have Covid this Christmas.’

We’re going to pretend

Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me

‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’

Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me

‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’