Grizelda

‘They were so benign when they were first introduced.’

‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’

‘Or “debate” as it used to be called.’

‘Darling, you should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council.’

‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’

‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’

‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’

‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’

‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’

‘You’re our new anti-DEI hire.’

‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’

‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’

‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’

‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’