Great news!
‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’

‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’
‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’
‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’
‘Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?’
‘Let’s pave over our garden so we can charge our eco car.’
‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
‘God, he’s depressing company.’