Great news!
‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
Grizelda
Wednesday
What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?
‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
Wednesday
We told ours to stop being idiots
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
Wednesday
Misconstrued satire
‘You’re under arrest for misconstrued satire.’
Wednesday
Right side
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
Wednesday
This is normal
‘I worry that his algorithms are telling him this is normal…’
Wednesday
Why are the public so out of touch with us?
‘Why are the public so out of touch with us?’
Wednesday
Listening to TikTok videos without headphones?
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
Wednesday
It’s another invitation
‘It’s another invitation to celebrate inclusion.’
Wednesday
You can see that I don’t get it
‘I get it. You can see that I don’t get it.’
Wednesday
Fortunately this issue
‘Fortunately this issue isn’t important to me.’
Wednesday
Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?
‘Can I interest you in being alienated from democracy?’
Let’s pave over our garden
‘Let’s pave over our garden so we can charge our eco car.’
Wednesday
It has come to our attention that you have not been captured
‘It has come to our attention that you have not been captured.’
Wednesday
Great news!
‘Great news! I’ve found out what a woman is.’
It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again
‘It’s nice to see blue rinse is popular again.’
Tuesday
God, he’s depressing company
‘God, he’s depressing company.’
