Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
Should we take that down?
‘Should we take that down?’
Deliberately evil
‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’
Thursday
Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me
‘Look at the terrible things they’re saying about me.’
We’re going to pretend
‘We’re going to pretend to have Covid this Christmas.’
Roaring fire
‘Isn’t it nice to be around a roaring fire at Christmas…?’
Don’t celebrate Christmas
‘Don’t celebrate Christmas.’
It’s our levelling up agenda
‘It’s our levelling up agenda.’
Thursday
Both sides of the debate
‘In the interests of balance, we’re going to hear “both sides” of the debate.’
Thursday
It’s my democratic right
‘It’s my democratic right to vote for a sleazy MP!’
Thursday
Thursday
Monty has turned us into dog people
‘I’m sorry Tibbles, but Monty has turned us into dog people.’
Any other bores
‘Any other bores?’
Coronavirus graph
‘And here we have my favourite coronavirus graph.’
Thursday
Bloody lefties
‘Bloody lefties.’
Thursday
Send fewer death threats
‘Your colleagues are wondering if you could send fewer death threats.’
Thursday
I’m sorry, kids
‘I’m sorry, kids, but we’re going to have to rebel against you.’
Thursday
I’m afraid due to staff shortages
‘I’m afraid due to staff shortages, no one will be asking is everything okay...’
Thursday
Party conference season
‘How many more seasons of this are there?’
