Say what you like about lies
‘Say what you like about lies… they’re very popular.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
The beach is packed
‘Oh no. The beach is packed.’
Thursday
Thursday
Not allowed to invite you in
‘I’m not allowed to invite you into my home.’
Bit of a racist
‘Your Great Uncle Bertie was a bit of a racist.’
Thursday
‘Brace! Brace!’
‘Brace! Brace!’
Thursday
What did you pick up at school today?
‘What did you pick up at school today?’
Thursday
We need clarity on how to break the rules
‘We need clarity on how to break the rules.’
Thursday
Serves you right
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
Lockdown leave/remain
Oi! You lot, disperse!
‘Oi! You lot, disperse!’
Thursday
Keeping up with the Joneses
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Burning down phone masts
‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’
Thursday
Thursday
Bored of lockdown
‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’
Saturday
Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs
‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’
Runners keep distance
Good news, the end is nigh
‘Good news!’