Grizelda

‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’

‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’

‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’

‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’

‘How would you like the deceased to be recycled?’

‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’

‘... And this one won’t be banned until 2024.’

‘Bloody Tories are ending austerity.’

‘They made a fortune collecting all the Brexit coins thrown away by angry Remainers.’

‘We’ve had the room painted “privilege white”.’