‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’
‘We really hoped we’d be Tories by now.’
‘Why aren’t you celebrating Pride Month?’
‘Hold the front page!’
‘I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby.’
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
‘Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.’
‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’
‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’
‘Oh no! You have public opinions!’
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’
‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’