It’s good to see him staying economically active
‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty
‘At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty.’
Wednesday
You can’t afford money any more
‘I’m afraid you can’t afford money any more.’
Robust working practices
‘Stop employing robust working practices.’
Wednesday
The public are demanding minimum service levels
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
Wednesday
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
Wednesday
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
What hope are you giving up this year?
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
Air opinions
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
Monday
Upsetting the markets
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
We get to pick one Christmas argument each
‘We get to pick one Christmas argument each.’
Friday
We had to switch it off
‘We had to switch it off.’
Wednesday
At least you were poor already
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
I’ve made the children become vegans
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
Wednesday
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
Thursday
When did we become the dissenters?
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
Thursday
Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
Thursday
We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
