Your ideas haven’t gone down well
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Anyone noticed
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
Wednesday
Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.
‘Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.’
Wednesday
Our kids are happy with their genders
‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’
Tuesday
He’s lost his blue tick
‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’
Oh no! You have public opinions!
‘Oh no! You have public opinions!’
Wednesday
Can you burn me a story?
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
Oh no! You’ve been radicalised
‘Oh no! You’ve been radicalised by the wrong side.’
Wednesday
Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten
‘Let’s renounce something everyone’s forgotten.’
He can’t think of any content to generate
‘He can’t think of any content to generate.’
Thursday
What ideologies did you learn at school today?
‘What ideologies did you learn at school today?’
We think you might be our son’s teacher
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
Wednesday
Censoring first words
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’
Wednesday
It’s good to see him staying economically active
‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’
At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty
‘At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty.’
Wednesday
You can’t afford money any more
‘I’m afraid you can’t afford money any more.’
Robust working practices
‘Stop employing robust working practices.’
Wednesday
The public are demanding minimum service levels
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
Wednesday
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
Wednesday
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
