The public are demanding minimum service levels
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
Grizelda
Wednesday
Wednesday
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
Wednesday
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
What hope are you giving up this year?
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
Air opinions
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
Monday
Upsetting the markets
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
We get to pick one Christmas argument each
‘We get to pick one Christmas argument each.’
Friday
We had to switch it off
‘We had to switch it off.’
Wednesday
At least you were poor already
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’
I’ve made the children become vegans
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
Wednesday
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
Thursday
When did we become the dissenters?
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
Thursday
Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
Thursday
We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave
‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’
Thursday
Did the government deliver while I was out?
‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’
Thursday
What’s this about you?
‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’
