A mark of respect
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Thursday
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Good old days to look back on
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Thursday
Showing worrying signs of being a future PM
‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’
It’s in a catchment area for a great school
‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’
Thursday
Recovery position
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Thursday
Lured into ordering the siren
‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’
Thursday
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
Thursday
Helpful list of things
‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
Thursday
It’s not ladylike to fight
‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’
Thursday
I completely agree with you
‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’
His first steps backwards
‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’
Policing comedy
Thursday
Don’t get too excited
‘Don’t get too excited… this one’s public anger.’
Thursday
We need to work on this campaign literature
‘We need to work on this campaign literature.’
