Kipper Williams | The Spectator columnists & writers

Backtrack and trace

Backtrack and trace

‘That’s so unfair!’

That’s so unfair!

‘That’s so unfair!’

That’s so unfair!

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

Career consultant

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

Career consultant

‘I’m drinking to forget the last time I promised to give up drinking.’

Drinking to forget

‘I’m drinking to forget the last time I promised to give up drinking.’

Drinking to forget

Cobra meeting

Cobra meeting

‘Get a move on and you won’t have to pay sugar tax.’

Sugar tax

‘Get a move on and you won’t have to pay sugar tax.’

Sugar tax

‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’

If Covid doesn’t kill us

‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’

If Covid doesn’t kill us

Artificial lawns

Artificial lawns

House of Lords

House of Lords

British Museum

British Museum

UK water shortage

UK water shortage

‘See you on Freedom Day.’

See you on Freedom Day

‘See you on Freedom Day.’

See you on Freedom Day

‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’

Nearly as much

‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’

Nearly as much

Sausage war

Sausage war

Jeanette W Book burning

Jeanette W Book burning

‘How long have you got?’

How long have you got

‘How long have you got?’

How long have you got

Just Carried

Just Carried

‘It feels just like being there.’

It feels just like being there

‘It feels just like being there.’

It feels just like being there

The pay’s the thing

‘The pay’s the thing!’

The pay’s the thing

‘The pay’s the thing!’

‘On second thoughts, let’s stick with the John Lewis furniture nightmare.’

On second thoughts...

‘On second thoughts, let’s stick with the John Lewis furniture nightmare.’

On second thoughts...

‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’

Protect me from frostbite

‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’

Protect me from frostbite

‘Oh no — I’ll be able to show my face in public.’

My face in public

‘Oh no — I’ll be able to show my face in public.’

My face in public

‘Briefing room or next door revamp?’

Briefing room or next door revamp

‘Briefing room or next door revamp?’

Briefing room or next door revamp

Soldier numbers reduced

Soldier numbers reduced

‘Hampstead, here we come!’

Hampstead, here we come

Hampstead, here we come

‘Hampstead, here we come!’

‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’

If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting

‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’

If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting

Level it up

Level it up

Impeach Jackie Weaver

Impeach Jackie Weaver

‘Don’t talk to me about home-schooling.’

Don’t talk to be about home schooling

‘Don’t talk to me about home-schooling.’

Don’t talk to be about home schooling