Kipper Williams | The Spectator columnists & writers

Rewilding U-turn

Rewilding U-turn

‘This is us doing the conga.’

This is us doing the conga

‘This is us doing the conga.’

This is us doing the conga

I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup

‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’

I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup

‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’

‘I’m not saying we aren’t getting on but she’s applied to join Nato.’

She’s applied to join Nato

‘I’m not saying we aren’t getting on but she’s applied to join Nato.’

She’s applied to join Nato

‘It’s the beer talking.’

‘It’s the beer talking.’

‘It’s the beer talking.’

‘It’s the beer talking.’

Tractor, don’t look

Tractor, don’t look

Granny monitor

Granny monitor

Anatomy of a scandal

Anatomy of a scandal

Working from Home Office

Working from Home Office

‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’

Tough choices

Tough choices

‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’

‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’

Oligarch mansion for sale

‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’

Oligarch mansion for sale

‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’

On the plus side

‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’

On the plus side

‘It’s time to move on.’

It’s time to move on

‘It’s time to move on.’

It’s time to move on

The Godfather 50th anniversary

The Godfather 50th anniversary

‘Is this a good time?’

Partygate probe

‘Is this a good time?’

Partygate probe

‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’

Leader’s wife

‘Take me to your leader’s wife.’

Leader’s wife

‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’

Operation red meat

‘Sausage rolls, lamb bites, beef crostini…’

Operation red meat

‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’

They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker

They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker

‘They’ll have to go cap in hand to Gary Lineker.’

Levelling up

Levelling up

Still no visitors

Still no visitors

Santa in chimney

Santa in chimney

‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’

Woke art exhibition

‘The ideologies follow you around the room.’

Woke art exhibition

‘He takes everybody for a ride.’

‘He takes everybody for a ride.’

‘He takes everybody for a ride.’

‘He takes everybody for a ride.’

‘You’re never more than six years away from a climate catastrophe.’

You’re never more than six years away

‘You’re never more than six years away from a climate catastrophe.’

You’re never more than six years away

‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’

She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours

‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’

She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours

Irritate Britain

Irritate Britain

Backtrack and trace

Backtrack and trace

‘That’s so unfair!’

That’s so unfair!

‘That’s so unfair!’

That’s so unfair!

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

Career consultant

‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’

Career consultant