Kipper Williams

‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’

‘I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately.’

‘Fourteen weeks of lockdown and I still haven’t read Ulysses.’

‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’

‘Then lockdown happened and I started getting interested in them.’

‘Dad, what’s a coffee house?’

Lockdown fatigue.