Have we got any books
‘Have we got any books that aren’t about the Beatles?’
Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
He wasn’t wearing a suit
‘He wasn’t wearing a suit.’
Wednesday
Our kettle
‘Here comes our kettle.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees
‘It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees.’
Wednesday
By the time we get out
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
Wednesday
It’s the only way we get to see our MP
‘It’s the only way we get to see our MP.’
Monday
I think we’re being watched
‘I think we’re being watched.’
Friday
Wednesday
I’ve become a fully-fledged disciple of Le Creuset.
‘I’ve abandoned the Church of England and become a fully-fledged disciple of Le Creuset.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Old MacDonald
‘Old MacDonald had a farm...’
Wednesday
We’re here to spook the markets
‘We’re here to spook the markets.’
If I sell my soul
‘If I sell my soul I’ll only be clobbered with capital gains tax.’
