Irritate Britain
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‘That’s so unfair!’
‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’
‘I’m drinking to forget the last time I promised to give up drinking.’
‘Get a move on and you won’t have to pay sugar tax.’
‘If Covid doesn’t kill us, the junk food will.’
‘See you on Freedom Day.’
‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’
‘How long have you got?’
‘The pay’s the thing!’
‘It feels just like being there.’