KJ Lamb

‘We dropped the words “For richer”...’

Matter-of-fact finding mission

‘We’re so lucky this island is exactly two metres wide.’

‘It was OK when it was just the flags, Ron. But I’m getting worried.’

‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.’

‘If you’d like to join me downstairs, I shall be continuing my presentation there…’

‘Well I must get some rest — I’m on nights.’

‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’

Anti-snaxxer

Valentine’s Day 2021

‘You’ll need to complete this form before you can import that bottle.’

‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’

Staggered return to work

UK government angel