Visit the in-laws
‘I’m really worried we may be allowed to visit the in-laws.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
I know there isn’t a curfew
‘I know there isn’t a curfew. We just want you to leave.’
Hoping for more
‘To be honest, we were hoping for more than this.’
Thursday
Not working from home
‘Homework? Sorry – I’m not working from home anymore.’
Thursday
Thursday
He’s off to study PPE
‘He’s off to study PPE.’
Thursday
He’s grown out of his issues
‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’
It’s mock Tudor
‘It’s mock Tudor’
Thursday
Pickled pepper pickers
‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’
Thursday
Face covering
‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’
Thursday
Back in the office
‘It’s going to take a while to adjust to being back in the office.’
Love is in the air
‘Love is in the air. But also Covid.’
High volume of mating calls
‘We are experiencing an unusually high volume of mating calls...’
Thursday
PPEpper grinder
PPEpper grinder
Thursday
Think of leaving England
‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
Thursday
Can’t stand this foreign food
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
Why are they called headlines?
‘Why are they called headlines?’
