Please gambol responsibly
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Saturday
Saturday
My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral
‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
Well — must press on…
‘Well — must press on…’
How do I know if it’s social
‘How do I know if it’s social or anti-social distancing?’
Saturday
Saturday
Atishoo, atishoo
‘Atishoo, atishoo — put on your head-protectors, elbow- and knee-pads and use the mats provided — we all fall down!’
Saturday
What I did during my holidays
‘Well, haven’t you all been busy! Your essays are currently with the police.’
