Can’t stand this foreign food
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
Why are they called headlines?
‘Why are they called headlines?’
I’m worried about Roger
‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
Thursday
Can I stop making bread yet?
‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
I like your lack of water feature
‘I like your lack of water feature’
Thursday
You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
I’ve acquired word immunity
‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
Thursday
Clapping himself
‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Sheep deprivation
‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’
The spare room is very nice
‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
Thursday
Harold’s got boardroom eyes
‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
Thursday
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Saturday
Saturday
My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral
‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
