I’m worried about Roger
‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
Thursday
Can I stop making bread yet?
‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
I like your lack of water feature
‘I like your lack of water feature’
Thursday
You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
‘You rang, texted, emailed and facetimed, my lord?
I’ve acquired word immunity
‘I’ve acquired word immunity.’
Thursday
Clapping himself
‘He’s clapping himself because he’s remembered which day of the week it is.’
Sheep deprivation
‘You appear to be suffering from sheep deprivation.’
The spare room is very nice
‘I’ve heard the spare room is very nice at this time of year.’
Thursday
Harold’s got boardroom eyes
‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
Thursday
I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Two metres apart
‘We’re not used to being two metres apart — it’s usually further.’
Saturday
Saturday
My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral
‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
Well — must press on…
‘Well — must press on…’
How do I know if it’s social
‘How do I know if it’s social or anti-social distancing?’
