It’s the economy, Cupid
‘It’s the economy, Cupid.’
‘It’s the economy, Cupid.’
‘Please gambol responsibly.’
‘I believe it’s a programme about hospitals.’
‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’
‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
‘And what can you bring to the stable?’
‘Might I suggest something whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?’
The Ghost of Christmas Post.
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’
‘Here you go – a little something towards your future debts.’
‘There’s a different PM behind every door.’
‘Would you mind if we line up behind you? We miss the queue.’
‘If you’re not careful you’ll grow up to be a government health minister.’
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’