Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
KJ Lamb
Thursday
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
Thursday
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
Alice through the glass ceiling
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Thursday
Lack of water
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
Thursday
Thursday
Behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates
‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’
Thursday
Norman identifies as confused
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
Thursday
Tank half full
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
Thursday
Wallpapering over the cracks
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
Thursday
Huge bonus
‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’
Thursday
Thursday
Do you have a Republican option?
‘Do you have a Republican option?’
Thursday
Thursday
We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
