There’s a different PM behind every door
‘There’s a different PM behind every door.’
KJ Lamb
Wednesday
Thursday
Would you mind if we line up behind you?
‘Would you mind if we line up behind you? We miss the queue.’
Thursday
If you’re not careful
‘If you’re not careful you’ll grow up to be a government health minister.’
Thursday
Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
Thursday
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
Alice through the glass ceiling
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Thursday
Lack of water
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
Thursday
Thursday
Behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates
‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’
Thursday
Norman identifies as confused
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
Thursday
Tank half full
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
Thursday
Wallpapering over the cracks
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
Thursday
Huge bonus
‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’
