The Ghost of Christmas Post
The Ghost of Christmas Post.
KJ Lamb
Wednesday
Wednesday
The Christmas light
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
Thursday
We can’t afford a heated discussion
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
Thursday
Neck and shoulder problems
‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’
Thursday
Here you go – a little something towards your future debts
‘Here you go – a little something towards your future debts.’
Thursday
Wednesday
There’s a different PM behind every door
‘There’s a different PM behind every door.’
Thursday
Would you mind if we line up behind you?
‘Would you mind if we line up behind you? We miss the queue.’
Thursday
If you’re not careful
‘If you’re not careful you’ll grow up to be a government health minister.’
Thursday
Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
Thursday
Strong languages department
‘We have a strong languages department.’
Alice through the glass ceiling
One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
Rights of passengers
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
Thursday
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Thursday
Lack of water
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
