One for the price of three
‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’

‘Is it me – or are things getting worse?’
‘I’m standing up for the rights of passengers – because there’s nowhere to sit down.’
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
‘And this is our lack of water feature’
‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’
‘Norman identifies as confused.’
‘I’m more of a tank-half-full kind of guy.’
‘They’re wallpapering over the cracks.’
‘Huge bonus for your thoughts.’
‘Do you have a Republican option?’
‘We’re going to have to remove the whip, Tompkins.’
‘Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have.’
‘And how are you at thinking on your feet?
‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’
‘Can we afford to go anywhere yet?’