You’re on the wrong side
‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’

‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’
‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’
‘Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent.’
‘Rant’s due.’
‘So, the world ended and only we survived. Oh — and him.’
‘We’re having a “Bring your own boos” party.’
‘Have you written your “thank you for not giving me Covid” letters yet?’
Following yonder internet star.
‘Would you mind if some students watch while I deliver your presents?’
‘I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated from “poor” to “prime ministerial”.’
Munch’s ‘The Screen’
‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’
‘The following programme about the energy crisis contains no lights, flashing or otherwise.’
‘More of the same?’