Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man
‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
Wednesday
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
Wednesday
I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself
‘I’ve had to learn how to throw it myself.’
Wednesday
Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished
‘Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished.’
Wednesday
The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me
‘The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me.’
Wednesday
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
Wednesday
Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
Wednesday
Solar powered
‘It’s solar powered.’
Courier service
‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’
Wednesday
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
Wednesday
That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner
‘That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner, it’s the robot lawnmower.’
Wednesday
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
Wednesday
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
He’s very sensitive
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
Wednesday
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
She’s been unbearable
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’