The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me
‘The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me.’
Mark Wood
Yesterday
Wednesday
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
Wednesday
Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
Wednesday
Solar powered
‘It’s solar powered.’
Courier service
‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’
Wednesday
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
Wednesday
That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner
‘That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner, it’s the robot lawnmower.’
Wednesday
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
Wednesday
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
He’s very sensitive
‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
Wednesday
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
She’s been unbearable
‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
Wednesday
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
Are we there yet?
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
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Wednesday
We’re spending the day with my Dad
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
Wednesday
Take me to your fat jabs
‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
