Smoking area
Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
Don’t call him a bad dog
‘Don’t call him a bad dog, think about his mental health.’
How much longer before you hit your step target and come to bed?
‘How much longer before you hit your step target and come to bed?’
Wednesday
No, I’m writing my podcast
‘Sermon? No, I’m writing my podcast.’
Wednesday
Have you considered starting a podcast?
‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable
‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
Wednesday
He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses
‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’
Wednesday
The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity
‘The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity.’
Wednesday
House share
‘Will you spend the rest of your lives with me in a house share?’
Wednesday
He’s multitasking
‘He’s multitasking.’
Wednesday
Pandora’s box
Pandora’s box
Wednesday
Now can I have one without your phones?
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
Wednesday
I identify more with social media
‘I identify more with social media.’
It’s not a conventional family
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
You said I need to cut down on my screen time
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
Wednesday
The years before you can get them
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
Go on then, just one more cat video…
‘Go on then, just one more cat video...’