Mark Wood

‘…the wheels on the electric bus go round and round, until it needs to charge…’

‘I don’t need it any more. I’ve gone cashless.’

‘When I said “they” are coming to dinner, there’s only one of them.’

‘Now lift your chin up to the ceiling, away from your phone.’

‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’

‘Library? This is it.’

‘It was an awful afternoon. We follow each other on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, so we had nothing left to talk about.’

‘He’s a bit standoffish. It’s been a week and he hasn’t said a word.’

‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’

‘Don’t disturb her, she’s having some me, me, me time.’

‘When was the last time you cleared out that shed?’

‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’