Lunge stretch press
‘Lunge… stretch… press…’
‘Lunge… stretch… press…’
‘Which service do you require — underfunded, understaffed or overstretched?’
‘I’m self-oscillating.’
‘On second thoughts, Geppetto, I’m better off as a puppet.’
‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’
‘The job does come with strings attached.’
‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’
‘Oh no, while he’s inside he’s become radicalised.’
‘Smart motorways are far too dangerous — stick to A roads.’
‘Turn me into a princess? Haven’t I suffered enough?’
‘The booster seat is for John Bercow.’