Old Lady of Threadneedle Street
‘Let’s hope the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street isn’t in a care home.’

‘Let’s hope the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street isn’t in a care home.’
‘Blimey, is The Spectator still going?’
‘Policing’s no picnic.’
‘Red sky at night, 5G mast’s alight.’
‘We’ve had reports that the sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out to play.’
A cartoon caption is a work of art. It is a sitcom in miniature — but whereas a situation comedy might take half an hour to reach its punchline, a cartoon caption has to do so in seconds. Cartoonists toil endlessly, revising and rephrasing, to perfect a caption. There are rules. The funniest word has