RGJ

‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’

New traditional Scottish song

‘Marley’s ghost has a less perturbing message than I anticipated.’

‘I’m not sure all these classic books benefit from modernisation.’

‘I worry about the disturbing things he might be reading online.’

‘The days are getting shorter.’

‘Silly season’s here again then.’

‘We’ve really made J.K. Rowling look silly.’

‘His classical reading habit’s been somewhat pertinent recently.’

‘This is wrong on so many levels.’