Wag libel case winner

‘It’s coming as a shock to this generation that modern tech can’t fix everything.’
‘He’s a therapy dog.’
‘No one can afford to go from A to Z at these prices.’
‘Which one of us gets to be Carrie?’
‘Doctor, do you ever feel our modern adventures are just box-ticking?’
‘These gender reveal parties are all the same.’
‘He’s an earworm.’
‘This is the compliance department.’