Earworm
‘He’s an earworm.’
RGJ
Thursday
The compliance department
‘This is the compliance department.’
Thursday
Eating street food
‘I’m fed up of always eating street food.’
Remember when we all voted for Boris?
‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’
Thursday
You’ve let the garden rewilding go too far
‘You’ve let the garden rewilding go too far.’
Reset all pieces to original positions. Start again.
‘Play for 30 years. Give up. Reset all pieces to original positions. Start again.’
Sparkling smile
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Thursday
Cabinet room
‘The seating plan is: cheat, cuckold, cheat, cuckold...’
Rejected Love Island
Division bell
‘That goes off every time a member of cabinet splits from their partner.’
