What a jazzy wallpaper design
‘Doctor, do you ever feel our modern adventures are just box-ticking?’
‘These gender reveal parties are all the same.’
‘He’s an earworm.’
‘This is the compliance department.’
‘I’m fed up of always eating street food.’
‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’
‘You’ve let the garden rewilding go too far.’
‘Play for 30 years. Give up. Reset all pieces to original positions. Start again.’