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‘We’ll be delivering more than just eggs next year.’

‘Ugh, they’ve got Christmas products in the shops already.’

‘I said it was time to stop treating the public like children and got sent to the naughty step.’

‘It’s new wave cinema.’

‘Using recorded crowd noise just isn’t the same.’

‘Let’s face it, I’ve always been the Prince Andrew of the family.’

Observing social distancing

‘There’s a lot of disagreement over whether it’s worthy of a statue.’

‘Oh god, he’s sounding really feeble.’

‘We’d like to distance ourselves from all the decisions we made before the outbreak.’

‘We’re reaching the lockdown halfway point.’