Royston

‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’

‘There’s nothing I like more than to lose myself in a good book.’

‘They’ve reached a new Lowe.’

‘If you’re serious about growth...’

‘Happy New Year? Are you some kind of fantasist?’

‘I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting.’

‘Heh, good luck with that!’

‘We need to put out a more positive message.’

‘We could start a podcast.’

‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’

‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’

‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’

‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’

‘Welcome to the brand new podcast, all about jesters and jesting.’

‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’