Stokoe
Wednesday
Wednesday
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Which mode?
‘Which mode will annoy the neighbours more?’
Wednesday
It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’
Wednesday
You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online
‘You’ll meet a tall, dark stranger online. Unfortunately he’ll live in the Ulez zone.’
Wednesday
Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!
‘Look! Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!’
Wednesday
If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
Wednesday
How much dough
‘How much dough are you looking to borrow?’
Wednesday
Back to an x
‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’
Wednesday
Bills to pay
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
Wednesday
Once upon a time there were humans
‘Once upon a time there were humans.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Finding a bank
‘The difficult part will be finding a bank.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Stand on one leg
‘I’m just checking my balance…’