Stokoe

‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’

‘How much dough are you looking to borrow?’

‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’

‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’

‘Once upon a time there were humans.’

‘The difficult part will be finding a bank.’

‘I’m just checking my balance…’

‘Swap shirts?’

‘I’m OK – I’m cleaning my hosepipe.’

Cabinet meeting

‘9,840 hours wearing the same mask.’