Mermaid
‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’
The Spectator
Thursday
Taste
‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’
Colouring
‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’
Sprat
‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’
Problem
Angel 2
‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’
Superfood
Pirate
‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’
Look Left
‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’
Oxford
‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’
Letters | 21 January 2016
Bureaucratic tyranny Sir: As James Forsyth points out (‘Scary Monsters’, 16 January), David Cameron and other ‘In’ campaign supporters wish voters to base their decision on the short term, as this enables them to highlight the uncertainty and fear factor. But this vote is about the long term, and in 20 years’ time one thing
Barometer | 21 January 2016
Roll out the barrel The price of crude oil dropped below $30 a barrel. Why do we measure it in barrels? — A standard barrel for the purposes of measuring oil is 42 US gallons or 35 imperial gallons. This was the size of a ‘tierce’, a unit for measuring wine in medieval England. —
Portrait of the week | 21 January 2016
Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that Muslim women must learn English, and that those who had entered on spousal visas would be told halfway through their five-year spousal settlement: ‘You can’t guarantee you can stay if you are not improving your language.’ He said that learning English had ‘a connection with combating extremism’.
Safety first | 21 January 2016
This week brings to a close an absurdly overblown cause célèbre. The Court of Appeal ruled that David Miranda’s detention at Heathrow three years ago under the Terrorism Act was lawful. He had been part of a professional operation leaking classified information to the Guardian, which compromised British and American national security. Yet the judgement
The View from 22 Podcast: Donald Trump, Cameron’s centre-right secret and the racist Oscars
Donald Trump seems to offer only gloom, insults and arrogance – but America seems to love him for it, says Freddy Gray in this week’s issue. Now there are only a few days left before the presidential election process starts, and ‘The Donald’ continues to storm the polls. He probably won’t be president, but it now looks as
Bad driving
From ‘The Conscription of Wealth’, The Spectator, 22 January 1916: At recent race meetings streams of motor-cars have proceeded from London carrying down persons engaged solely in the pursuit of their own amusement, wasting petrol, wasting the labour of chauffeurs, and diverting in hundreds of detailed ways energy which ought to have been devoted to
Wednesday
Evening Blend: Labour’s day off
This is tonight’s Evening Blend email, a free round-up and analysis of the day’s political events. Sign up here. Today in brief The SNP’s Angus Robertson accused David Cameron of ‘effectively taking part’ in the war in Yemen by selling arms to Saudi Arabia. David Cameron accused Jeremy Corbyn of being prepared to ‘give away’
Jobs for Syrians: Paul Collier’s advice for the Prime Minister
David Cameron is today expected to urge leaders to ease trade rules between Jordan and the EU to help with the Syrian refugee crisis. During his trip to Davos, Cameron will call for changes to spur economic growth and employment in neighbouring countries to Syria. Where might he have got this idea from? In August, Paul Collier –
Thursday
Duck
‘This duck’s a bit rubbery.’
