Ark 2
‘Is Ed Miliband actually talking or is it Nicola Sturgeon doing his voice?’
‘Apparently she used to be a city tour guide.’
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Fridge magnet
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’
‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’
Enemies within Sir: I thought Matthew Parris was typically incisive in his last column, but perhaps not quite as much as the person who wrote its online headline, ‘Scotland knows the power of a common enemy. We English don’t’ (18 April). It is true that ‘the wish to be the underdog’ is a defining urge
Any answers? Nigel Farage accused the audience in the BBC opposition leaders’ debate of being left-wing. Need insulting an audience destroy a political career? — Former US Vice President Dan Quayle did it on a number of occasions, telling an audience of American Samoans in 1989: ‘You all look like happy campers to me.’ Two
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