Dogs 6
‘It’s a dog eat dog world, fortunately.’
The Spectator
Thursday
Silicone
Mean
My date was so mean — he took me to a food bank.’
Self
Drink 5
‘May cause drowsiness . . . Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. . . Do not take if you have heart or liver problems. . . If concerned, consult your medical practitioner.’
Great
‘Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was at the Somme.’
Paternity
‘I’ve told you before, you can’t take paternity leave if your wife’s given birth to another man’s child.’
Costa 2
Tweet 6
Models 3
‘That George Osborne looks like he could do with a good feed.’
Parents 2
‘What son?’
Corgis
Vader
‘You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m Darts Vader.’
Call Centre
Squat
‘I love what you’ve done to the place.’
Entrapment
The first entrapment
Purr
Spectator letters: PPE, Biblical bishops and Pamela Hansford Johnson
Degrees of ability Sir: Nick Cohen has written an amusing piece on PPE (‘Crash course’, 27 September), marred by lazy journalism. I never said that Cameron was ‘my ablest pupil’, an impossible judgment to make. What I said was that he was ‘one of my ablest pupils’. He was also, incidentally, one of the nicest. And I
Don’t worry Brooks Newmark: paisley was sexy once…
Paisley power Paisley pyjamas were in the news. While associated with the town in Renfrewshire, whose mills produced the patterns from 1805, what we know as paisley was first popularised in France thanks to its part in the courtship between the power couple of the day: Napoleon and Josephine. — While stationed in Egypt in 1798 he sent her a
